Mule Slippers

Whacky Slippers

This page is dedicated to the slippers that stand alone. Some of these look nifty, while others should be burned, and then the tools used to make those slippers should be melted. Some would make for a great gag gift at your next white elephant party. Are you ready to see those crazy slippers? Look no further.

Cleaning Slippers
If you hate cleaning the kitchen or dining room floor, these are for you! If only they worked as advertised, we could all save ourselves from the tedious job of cleaning non carpet floors. Maybe someone should invent a pair of slippers that vacuum. They would have to be battery powered though. They could make a pair of slippers that work like the sweepers that pick up dirt as they roll.

Rat Slippers
That’s just wrong. Those look real. I hope they didn’t use any original material in those. They would also function as a practical joke. All you need to do is set them in an inconspicuous location, cover the foot holes, and roll the camcorder.

Grass Slippers
You could probably make your own by cutting out a slipper shape from your lawn and stapling it to your own slippers. I wonder which one would be more comfortable.

Duck Slippers
I would have loved to own a pair of these when I was a kid. These slippers can be filled with water and then by adjusting your foot on the slipper you could send a stream of water flying at an unsuspecting victim. This would probably work best if you were on an elevated place like a stage and your victim was at ground level.

Fish Slippers
These things look real. Not as disgusting as the rat slippers above. Where do people come up with these dumb ideas? (If you were the inventor of these, ignore the previous sentence)

Flashlight Slippers
Ingenious idea. They need to add the ability to angle the lights so you can have one foot illuminate the ground around you and the other foot can light up object near eye level. It would be even better if they figured out a way to let you adjust it with your toes.